Addressing the elephant in the room

Liberal Magazine says to ruin your family’s Thanksgiving talking politics

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GQ Magazine fresh off naming Colin Kaepernick man of the year says  it is your civic duty to ruin the family’s Thanksgiving by talking politics. The article says last year was a difficult time for roughly 68 million American’s. Apparently GQ is still smarting from the Trump victory. GQ is probably not very happy less and fewer people are reading their liberal rag So the liberal answer to everything is to ruin a good time.

 

Don’t show up. For some parents, your absence will speak louder than any sodden arguments over the density of pumpkin pie. If you can’t even look them in the eye, they’ll know you mean business. Besides, Friendsgiving rules.

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Show up and be kind of an asshole. No hugs; only stiff, formal handshakes. During the football game, talk about police brutality nonstop. Take any opportunity to emphasize just how much Bruce Springsteen and the entire E Street band loathes Trump. Come out as an aspiring professional DJ.

Scorched Earth. Not even a handshake; just stare, disgustedly, at their outstretched arms. Build a wall out of mashed potatoes. During the football game, order 10 Papa John’s pizzas—the official foodstuff of the alt right—and use them as pie charts to demonstrate who benefits most from the GOP tax plan. Refuse to be alone in a room with your mom, citing the Mike Pence rule. Call your parents by a Donald Trump nickname of your choosing—perhaps Little Rocket Mom or Liddle’ Dad. Insist on setting a place for Robert Mueller, the way Jews do for Elijah on Passover. Wear a coal miner hat for solidarity. Punch a cornucopia right in the mouth.

I did a recent post on Jerry Brown the Governor of the failed liberal state of California. Jerry said “I hate everything”. This pretty much sums up liberal thinking. Because they cannot accept the results of an election a year later they say ruin your family’s Thanksgiving.

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