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10 Halloween costumes liberals will hate

10 halloween costumes liberals

Halloween costumes liberals will hate. With Halloween quickly approaching I thought it would be great to discuss the best costumes this year to “trigger” your liberal friends because “triggering” apparently is a horrible thing now. I hope none of these costume ideas make you cry or have need for a safe space. Below is an idea I can very much relate to. How can you be wiser than everyone else by agreeing with everyone else.

“The charge is often made against the intelligentsia and other members of the anointed that their theories and the policies based on them lack common sense. But the very commonness of common sense makes it unlikely to have any appeal to the anointed. How can they be wiser and nobler than everyone else while agreeing with everyone else?” Thomas Sowell

Man and a woman together married

Because that would be offensive to queers, LBGQTCZCASUBNCVHIERPWCXG, or Crap I can’t decide

Boy in a boy scout uniform

Because it’s not fair. According to BSA’s National Board Chairman Randall Stephenson saying, “I’ve seen nothing that develops leadership skills and discipline like this organization.  It is time to make these outstanding leadership development programs available to girls.”

INS uniform

DNC chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz faults Republicans for thinking that ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION  should be a crime. This is what is wrong with “the swamp” Democrats think something that is illegal.

Make America Great Again T shirt

Because according to John McCain we are a country of half-baked Nationalist. As opposed to bowing pacifist Globalist Obama and his new buddy George W. Bush

Waterboarding outfit

Because according to liberals waterboarding is torture (James Comey) but partial birth abortion is a ok (Hillary Clinton)

10 halloween costumes liberals

Waterboarding cruel partial birth abortion just fine

Sarah Palin outfit

Refer to above Sarah Palin said  “waterboarding is baptism for terrorist” that will really piss off a liberal.

Simple sign saying I am a man or I am a woman

Because it is such a difficult choice University of Massachusetts, Amherst has 18 choices for gender

A box with “don’t invade my safe space” on it

Because college and life are so scary

A dog whistle around your neck

Crooked Hillary Clinton said Trump’s comments about the NFL is a “dog whistle” to his base and an attempt to appeal to America’s “dark underbelly.”

Colin Kaepernick jersey with Unemployed sticker

Because the NFL is protesting the treatment of poor innocent young black men, they are protesting for “equality” , they are protesting for gender equality, they are protesting for Colin Kaepernick to get a job. Well anyway they are protesting.

That completes my list of 10 Halloween costumes liberals will hate. Hope you have some stones (unlike Roger Goodell) and use some of them at a party soon. Honorable mentions for the 10 Halloween costumes liberals will hate goes to Harvey Weinstein, Bill Clinton in a blue stained dress, Ben Affleck as buttman, Anthony Weiner in prison (that has to be a hoot), Kim Jong Midget as Rocket man.

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